Jackie O – perhaps the best dressed woman in history, if you ask me. Wasn’t she a total betty?
When I imagine myself housewifing, I look just like this:
Are your palms sweating over that yellow coat? Oh, the buttons! Oh, the high-waist tie! What about the salmon colored dress with the bow?
And the pearls!
And the hair!
I was totally born in the wrong era. I was meant to be a housewife 50 years ago.
I don’t want to hear that it is no longer 1960.
I don’t want to hear that at all.