Saturday, June 16, 2012

PSA: Spin Class? Sucks.

Want to know a funny story? In an attempt to live a healthy lifestyle (because apparently that’s in), I joined a gym and started eating “clean and lean,” a term I heard from some super fit chicks I know.

I decided that since I paid about a million dollars to workout at the DAC, I was going to take full advantage of every perk, including the free classes. So I went to spin class.

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Y’all, spin class was the literal worst thing I’ve ever done in my life.

It started out fine. I was just pedaling away on the bike, and then my thighs started burning, and then the instructor said to turn the resistance up to a 9 because “we’re going to climb a hill” and I was like, whaaaat?

9?

So I did. And it sucked so bad.

THEN, she stood up on her pedals and started running. RUNNING.

On a 9!!!!

She also said a lot of other things I didn’t understand, like “turn 3!”

Turn 3 what?

Anyway, this is a picture I took of myself at the end:

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Never again.

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  1. Um, my crotch hurt for like a WEEK after I took my first spinning class.

    Noooooo, thank you.

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