Ready?
I don’t know how to play Solitaire.
And now you’re saying things like “Whaaaat?!” and “How dumb are you?”
Go ahead, I have heard it all before.
Card games are equal to math in my mind.
Like, King comes before Queen and Ace after Jack and it’s all too much for me to remember.
Or is Queen before King and Ace before Jack?
I seriously don’t know.
I’m cool with games like Go! Fish (which to this day I call Gold Fish) and Spoons, because I have the reflexes of a cat.
And now, a new favorite card game: Mao.
You know why I love it so?
Because no one can talk and tell me I’m doing things wrong, you get to make up your own rules, and I don’t need to know things like Ace comes before Queen.
Okay, you can pick your brain up off the floor now.
I am Al and have a nice day.
That’s a Mao thing. Did you know?
Although I really do want you to
have a nice day. Did you?
love mao! i just learned how to play it last year.
ReplyDeletei love solitaire, too - it's what i usually do when i can't think of what to write, haha.
boo some people TRIED to teach me how to play mao.... and I must be dumb- cause I didn't get it (even though there was no rule). Nor did I like it. So props to you- for understanding mao! ;)
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