I Don’t Normally Threaten My Friends at The End of Posts.

See this girl? Don’t feel sorry for her.

She’s currently in Italy drinking beverages that look like this:

Visiting places that look like these:

 

Buying real Italian leather sandals from shops like this:

And going to a lot of artsy places that have really old statues, most of them naked.

Like I said, don’t go feeling sorry for her.

 

 

 

I am Al and Brette will buy me some sandals if she knows what’s good for her.
Size 8 1/2.