Wednesday, July 31, 2013

These Are My Confessions (like the Usher song)

I am a Midweek Confessions virgin but, believe me, I am an interesting human being with much to confess, like, on the daily.

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-I really like using the word virgin in every day sentences. Makes people super uncomfortable.

-4th of July make-out boy (discussed in post below) followed me on Instagram and so naturally, I deleted every kind-of-bad/embarrassing picture of me from the past two years. Like me for me? Whaaaat? Some stuff should just stay dis-closed.

-I’m a sucker for Pinterest at home remedies, so I tried the whole gargle with hydrogen peroxide to whiten my teeth thing. It foamed up so much that I looked like a freakin’ dog with rabies. Then I barfed in the sink. Kidding about the barf. Kind of.

-Until last night, I hadn’t done laundry in a month. I just kept going to Target and buying underwear. Whoops?

-I watch 3+ hours of Parks & Rec every night. Sorry not sorry!

-On a scale of 1-10, how rude is it to not attend a wedding that you RSVP’d for??????? Asking for a friend.

-I am so ready for my summer internship to be over. There, I said it. I’m awful, sue me.

-I find myself reading only mommy blogs. Which like, I love you moms out there. But I have a hard time relating. If you’re in college, comment and let me know that you read here so that I can follow you. Before this baby fever gets outta control.

4 comments:

  1. Ha. I love reading mommy blogs too, but sadly, as a nanny I can occasionally relate. But don't worry, I am still college aged and rarely discuss anything child related on my blog. =) Love your humor.

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  2. Hi Autumn!
    It may sound (kind of) creepy but I've been following your blog for some time now... and commented a few times. And I think we have so many things in common. Many times I found myself nodding while reading your post because what you are saying is what have happened to me recently...

    Things in common, you ask? Not doing any laundry until I have no more underwear! I haven't got to the point of buying new underwear... but it's not a bad option for when I'm lazy (like during Summer!). Also, I read too many mommy blogs! And that has made my baby fever grow too much... That's not good!!!

    Well, if you want to visit my blog, I would be really happy. I have a one photo per day blog, though I'm kind of a little (1 month) behind on updating.
    My name is Nona, I'm 25. I'm Catalan and I live in Barcelona. I have my last Medical School exam next September. YAY!!! And my blog is bilingual (Catalan and English).

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  3. Even though you foamed up at the mouth, did the teeth whitening work? I've wanted to try it but haven't actually heard anyone say if it really works!

    As far as the RSVP goes, I think most people expect to have some yes's not show up. Actually they may hope it happens to help with the numbers!! :)

    Came over to read your confessions... I'm a mom though so I'm not sure I can help you out with the college age blogs!

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  4. "On a scale of 1-10, how rude is it to not attend a wedding that you RSVP’d for??????? Asking for a friend." <-- a 10! you plan for a wedding and each plate costs a certain $ amount...you've even cut people off a list to make room for the A-listers and when that person doesn't show up, it's annoying as hell.

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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