The BEST Excuse

It's come to my attention (in chapel) that I have a universal excuse for everything I do.

Like,

"Why do you have marshmallows on your pizza?"

"Why did you stay up until 3 when you have to be up at 8?"

"Why do you bake cookies in a toaster oven?"

"Is there a reason you're getting your nose pierced?"

You see, under this "excuse," any dumb thing is completely warranted.

"Why did you go skydiving?"

Covered.

"Um, how come you have a lizard in that drawer?"

Covered.

And the funny thing is, this excuse is legit. When you tell people, they simply nod and instantly understand.

Example conversation:

"Hey girl, why are you using pencils as chopsticks?"

"College."

disclaimer: I didn't go skydiving. Or get my nose pierced (yet)
Everything else is up for debate.

What? It's college.