You know that friend of yours that has a creepy foot fetish?
I have one worse.
I take that back. I don't have an obsession creepier than someone liking feet. Crusty feet with long toenails.
I feel like now would be the appropriate time to tell you that I am not Mormon, nor do I have a desire to be. I would blame this obsession on my trip to Utah but I'm afraid my twisted love of the Morms started long before that.
As much as I thought I was closeting it, others have noticed.
A friend of mine sent me this picture today with a text that read,
"What I'm sitting by in the library. Thought of you..lol!"
I wonder what gave it away.
Perhaps Morm Mondays?

I feel like you should see someone about this...
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lol i might agree with emma. but mormons love you too! :)
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