Skywalker

Today was my nephews first soccer game. He's a ripe age of five.

Five year olds playing soccer? Funniest, most precious sight in the world.

Not to mention the fact that he insists on being called Skywalker. Hearing the coach yell,

"Run Skywalker!"

"Turn around Skywalker!"

"You can't pick up the ball Skywalker!"

Priceless. Absolutely priceless.

As I was watching Skywalker kick the ball, I was bouncing his 5-month old brother on my lap. Don't you want to devour him, starting with those plump cheeks?

Little league soccer games are my new favorite sporting event.