Here, take these.
I have consumed mass quantities of watermelon Sour Patch Kids today and I am ashamed.
It was very thoughtful of my roommate to buy them for me. Really, Ali, it was.
Except I’m sure she didn’t plan on my eating the entire bag today.
That’s actually a bit of an exaggeration.
The bag has six servings and I only ate five.
Alright like I said, take them.
Lest I consume the rest and you judge me.
Lest?!
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you're welcome.
loveeeee,
porky.
candy is one thing i don't like. almost dislike. but those watermelons do make the list of top five candies i actually like. sooo good.
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